I am wondering what is up with all of the car covers I have seen lately. I mean, why have people all of a sudden decided that their cars need to be tucked in at night. Mine is completely happy being naked on the street. I think it is just another way for someone to make money off gullible people.

I decided to ask around and I found that, in my area, it all started with Budge truck covers. One person got one and then it was like a chain reaction. Everyone had to keep up with Mr. Jones and get one for themselves. I live in a very crazy world.

I remember when the first SUV came into town. Not even a month later, it seemed like everyone had one. Hmm, maybe I should get into the business of selling Budge SUV covers. I could make a killing around here.