I had the most disastrous wedding in the history of marriage.  Most of this is because my Maid of Honor sucked big time.  She showed up at my house on the morning of my big day hung over and looking awful.

I had to enlist another friend to help me get ready as, my so-called best friend was completely useless.  When I asked her for help she answered by telling me she was way too busy to write some wedding toasts.  Way to leave it to the last minute.

The ceremony turned out alright and little miss hangover did her part and looked perfect doing it, but that fell apart at the reception.  She decided to make it a repeat of the night before and had way too much to drink.  When it came time for the wedding toasts and speeches, she actually stood up and said she could think of nothing to say so she downloaded free wedding toasts from the Internet.  Lovely…

Suffice to say, we are no longer friends and I am sure she is sitting in some bar right now doing what she does best - being absolutely useless to everyone.